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• Edmund Dobbie's beloved Wucas Dewp Face.
• IvanSonicGamer bearing the infamous Taki Pickle.

  Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/IvanSonicGamer%7Clinktext=IvanSonicGamer
• Le Cluk's only viewable form.
• Ivan's Meenion Warpaint.
• The dastardly Doge.

  Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Doge%7Clinktext=Doge
• A meme circulating Art Club.
• Ivan's abode.
• A popular depiction of Ramiel.
• Supreme Patty undergoing a dosage of citrus to his eyes.
• The last remaining store from the fallen Walmart empire.

  Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Walmart%7Clinktext=Walmart
• Jah in all his glory.
• The most empowering scene in all of filmmaking.

  Go to https://epicness.wikia.com/wiki/Ghiblifest%7Clinktext=Ghiblifest
• An excerpt from the world-renowned Book of Walter.
• Bruh, this guy fat

  Go to A Fat Man
• A package of bootleg Widowmaker Fingers

  Go to Widowmaker Fingers
• The Bogdanoff twins, Igor and Grichka

  Go to The Bogdanoffs

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Hello!

...Did it really work?

You are now receiving a signal from the surely very unfamiliar Epicness universe, we hope. Our project attempts to document the activities of ANOMALY-7324351-69 (IvanSonicGamer) and the various documented Cryptids that plague his daily life. Under close observation, we record Ivan's activities through recorded vlogs that he posts, as well as comments and interactions he makes online. Through this research project, we hope to unlock the secrets behind the destruction of Ivan's village, the power and origin of the cryptids that inexplicably exist within his region, and the mystical disease-related artifacts that may one day combine to create the never-before-experienced power of the Infinity Jauntlet. This is Edmund Dobbie, signing off.

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